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If you don’t tell her, it will haunt you in all hours of the night. The time has come my fellow precious, lady-loving, Sapphic Sisters to get the f*ck out of the closet.OK, I get it; it’s not like you’ve never been at a DATE before.

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The moment has come to accept the glorious fact that the real reason you hate your BFF’s boyfriend is simply because you wish it was YOU, NOT HIM, sleeping in her bed.

Today is the glorious day for you to pull that trigger and fearlessly dive into the wild and wonderful world of GIRLS-DATING-GIRLS.

We are nesters by nature, and constantly have to fight the urge to make you a copy of our keys that fine moment we matched on Tinder (don’t all modern love stories start on Tinder? If you neglect to escape the dreaded curse of the U-Haul, and find yourself moved in by date #2 -- by the time you reach date #5, you will probably be blissfully married (or "domestic partners" depending on how repressed a state you live in) with two adopted adult cats and a thriving organic kale garden you and your partner affectionately tend to in matching flannel (JK... By date #7, you will have filed for divorce, and be in the throes of a vicious custody battle over the two adopted adult cats.

In the world of dating and f*cking boys, sex is but a complex animal overwhelmingly nerve-racking and tricky to decipher.

That’s how I can perfectly understand how utterly complicated your situation is. I know that’s hard for you to imagine little sis, but the rumors are goddamn true. Stuffing down your feelings and pretending they don’t exist never works.

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