Funny quotes about dating women
w=768&h=512 768w" sizes="(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" / 1.I’ve never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. I’m not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax. Well, dating has become a sport and not about finding the person you love. My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. I think I’m a change from what it would be like dating a normal guy who doesn’t talk too much.
Linda Festa"The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them be good at taking orders."Erma Bombeck"Marriage has no guarantees.
If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery."Frederick Ryder"When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky.
When you go to a party, you can observe couples and tell which couple had a fight before coming to the party and which one will have a fight after the party.
When relationships go sour, it helps to look at the funny side.
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